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🗓️ 17 September 2018
⏱️ 25 minutes
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0:36.7 | Welcome to Wow Dental, where we put the owl in Wow. |
0:51.2 | Okay, you were supposed to say who's there, but any who, I'm here to see the dentist. |
0:56.8 | Do you have an appointment? Yeah, no, I'm sorry. In that case, the dentist won't be able to see you today. |
1:05.9 | All patients must call first to make an appointment. Yeah, well, I tried to call and make an appointment, |
1:11.7 | but the whole time was like a million hours, so I gave up. |
1:15.8 | I'll see what I can do, and what brings you in today. Oh, um, my teeth are marshmallows. |
1:25.4 | Sorry. See, the last time I was here, Dr. Russo warned me that if I kept eating so many marshmallows |
1:32.2 | that eventually I would turn into one, and it happened. Basically, all of my teeth are now many marshmallows. |
1:39.6 | See? Well, it does appear that you have several small marshmallows stuck to your back molars. |
1:51.4 | Yep, I call it marshmallow mouth. Why don't you take a seat? Fill out these forms. |
1:58.2 | I'll bring them back up to the desk when you're done. I'll see if Dr. Russo can fit you in this morning. |
2:07.2 | Yeah, about that. There are like 90 billion forms here. I just don't really like filling them out, |
2:13.3 | and my patients tank is running on empty. I'm sorry, your patients tank. Yeah, I ordered it from |
2:20.8 | Wamazon, but it took like two days to get here, which would have been fine had I had any patients |
2:25.9 | to begin with. And what exactly is a patient's tank? Oh, right. Yeah, let me just turn around and |
2:33.5 | I'll show you. Oh, yeah, what do you think? Oh, the fire bolt. There's a fire. Ah! See, it's this tank. |
2:42.4 | I wear on my back and it comes preloaded with patients, but judging by how low it is at this time |
2:48.5 | of the morning, I think I probably should have ordered a bigger tank. Right, patients. Place |
2:54.8 | tank a seat and fill out the forms. Thank you. Bye-bye. Okay, I've got my forms and walking |
3:02.9 | through the waiting room. Hello, everyone. Good morning. March, mellum out. Coming through. Excuse me. |
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