Wait... They're TEENAGE Mutant Ninja Turtles?!

The Valleycast

Comedy

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 30 August 2023

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Joe, Kevin, and Elliott talk new trash bins, new drawers, and new... Teenage... Mutant Ninja Turtles? Thanks to our sponsors! MeUndies: Go to http://meundies.com/valley to get 25% off your first order! HelloFresh: Go to http://hellofresh.com/50valleycast and use code 50valleycast for 50% off plus free shipping. And Harry's: Go to http://harrys.com/VALLEYCAST to get your $17 Craft Handle starter set for just $10. Want one of the LAST COPIES of Movie Movie Game? Get them while they're hot! Expansion sets too! https://themoviemoviegamåe.myshopify.com/ And keep sending us your photos of MOVIE MOVIE GAME! Ain't she BEAUTIFUL?! GET THE MOVIE MOVIE POSTER: https://store.dftba.com/products/movie-movie-game-poster Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheValleyfolk http://instagram.com/TheValleyfolk http://facebook.com/TheValleyfolk Follow the group on their personal socials: Joe Bereta: http://twitter.com/JoeBereta http://instagram.com/joebereta Elliott Morgan: http://twitter.com/elliottcmorgan http://instagram.com/elliottmorgan Steve Zaragoza: http://twitter.com/stevezaragoza http://instagram.com/stevezaragoza Kevin Plachy: https://twitter.com/pakkap_ https://www.instagram.com/pakkap Shoot: Kevin Plachy Edit: Kevin Plachy Pizza dude's got 30 seconds.

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0:00.0	My internet's been sucking lately as your guys is internet been sucking does it feel like the overall infrastructure of the world is
0:06.8	Slowly trembling. Yeah
0:21.7	Feeling to burn guys welcome to the Valley cast we got Ellie Morgan. We got Kevin Blacky. We got Joe Barretta
0:26.0	Joe Barretta is currently sitting in a criss-cross apple sauce
0:30.4	State of being right now and I started thinking about why do we call it criss-cross apple sauce?
0:36.0	I get the criss-cross part. I don't understand the applesauce part. Is that because sometimes we make applesauce in our pants when we're young?
0:43.4	That's probably across applesauce
0:48.2	Yeah, cuz isn't it I mean I used to do the applesauce thing in the pants
0:53.3	When I come again
0:55.7	That's why it's called that
0:57.8	Diary applesauce in your pants?
0:59.8	Well make yeah make applesauce
1:04.2	Is that what it's called?
1:07.8	Make it applesauce. Yeah, well, we didn't want to say diarrhea in my house
1:11.6	So we would just say I made applesauce
1:17.5	No, yeah, you're not telling the truth you asked why it's called that and I'm giving you the reason you were right
1:23.7	And maybe we're all just mispronouncing it
1:26.2	Maybe it's criss-cross asshole sauce
1:29.8	That would make more sense, right? That actually does make more sense criss-cross asshole sauce
1:36.7	God asshole sauce
1:38.7	I feel like it was a sarcastic suggestion when they were like we can't call this pose what we've been calling it anymore
1:45.5	And they were like what you can call like what criss-cross applesauce and then everybody's like
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