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The Betchelor

Wait, Do I Want To Date Gerry? (Golden Bachelor Ep. 2)

The Betchelor

Betches

Tv Reviews, Tv & Film, After Shows

3.75.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 October 2023

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

As if we didn't already know that the bar is in hell when it comes to dating, Gerry simply smiling and listening to a woman has us all pining for a 72 year old man from Indiana. Jared and Kay go through the second episode of Golden Bachelor, and it makes the OG franchise look cringe. One second you're watching these women try to figure out bunkbeds (hello! They have had double knee replacements!), the next you're crying over their dead spouse. And we need our listeners to help us figure out where Marina went! It's perfect television. Follow @thebetchelor on IG! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:42.9

Hello and welcome to the Bachelor podcast. I'm Kay York City.

0:46.4

And I am Jared Fried. It is so good to be back here with you Kay York. What's going on? How are you?

0:53.2

Did you enjoy episode two of the Golden Bachelor? This might be one of my favorite shows.

1:01.1

I agree. It's so good. It's good on so many different levels. What are you loving so far?

1:09.6

I just, the way... I mean, I guess maybe the bar is too low right now in reality for people

1:18.8

our age, but just watching how attentive Gary is and the way he says things. I mean,

1:25.7

when Teresa, all she did was put her hand on his shoulder, and he's the way genuinely smiled,

1:33.2

and said, thanks for that. I was speechless. I thought I was going to start sobbing right there.

1:42.9

All I kept thinking about was like some 25-year-old woman being like,

1:47.7

and he couldn't even go into the fast lane on the highway. So I got the ick.

1:54.6

It was like the difference between liking someone and like trying to convince yourself into someone

2:00.8

is like such a thin line of like what's in, and she was, that whole scene was, I almost forgot

2:08.4

about that scene to mention it right now. That was very interesting. I guess on top of that,

2:18.9

I love that scene. I think Gary is like, I don't know where Gary came from. I did have this thought.

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