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Life is Life, Ladies and Gentlemen. Welcome to the Football Rumble preview show sponsored by bet 365. My name is Mark Aspeloluk.

More is here. It's Chico time. Jim Campbell is here. It's Jim time. Pete Dawkins is here. I declare my brilliant.

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Would you like me to chat you through why I went for that? Oscar Wilde. Well no because you guys...

What did you guys go for? I said it's Chico time. Chico time. I said it's Jim time. It's Jim time. And then I was thinking of like naff

kind of Eurovision style X factor characters. And in my head I was trying to think of Remy Conchita work. Could you give us?

Yeah. It's been in the news recently. I couldn't remember her name. All I can remember is the word fatwa. So I started saying I declare a fatwa.

But then I was like I'm not going to say that. No. I declare my brilliant. So you got her mixed up with Oscar Wilde.

Sometimes and and aggressive. You don't have to say everything in your head. I do. Unless it just festers and then gets worse.

If you leave a bin around it's always going to end up in really stinky bin juice. If you really are lucky maggots.

Oh you said it too ex-girls. You can't declare your brilliance without us having a referendum on whether Pete's brilliant or not. Motion not pass.

I declare a brilliant fatwa on you. Stop saying that. Stop declaring fatwa is on everyone. All right fine. You started by doing the opposite and you've done it now.

You might as well have just said it. Why is your mic shield right jammed into the pop shield? Oh fatwa. Get the fatwa as out.

Take it as early on the round on sleep. Outrageous. Tech errors. What state? What state are the Huddersfield town players currently in? Because they are better than us.

Hashtag still out. They've done it. They've done it. The big vague. They ruined the last day of the season. They've done it.

Wagner from X factor has done it. He declared a 48 hour boozy szech. Well he said the players have got two days off.

Nudge Nudge will say no more. And they'll be rather drunk. You would imagine at the moment or certainly having a nice time.

Safe in the knowledge that they can approach the Arsenal game with glee. Probably win it. They probably will.

Yeah. We have to. I would certainly suggest. But they stay in a remarkable job. Wagner's done. We worried about Huddersfield.

They started dropping like a stone. They weren't winning many games. They haven't scored that many goals. But they've stayed up. You wouldn't. When when when three team when the three teams get promoted to the Premier League every year.

There's usually one. Maybe two. But there's usually one where people go. That's going to be really tough. The big R stuff for all of us.

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