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Ladies and gentlemen, I hope you are sitting comfortably on this flight with Van Tam Airlines.

Captain Jonathan would like to come on the Tanoi and make another one of his trademark metaphors,

this time about how the vaccine program is going.

Do I believe that we are now on the glide path to landing this plane?

Yes, I think I do.

Do I accept that sometimes when you're on the glide path,

you can have a side wind and that the landing is not, you know, totally straightforward, totally

textbook. Of course and this is the real science world that we live in, but

yes I think we're on the glide path over.

Roger that Captain Van Tam.

That was actually him speaking, not on his own airline, but at the Downing Street briefing today.

Luckily we've got the equivalent of a doctor on board

James Gallagher is going to tell us what he was actually getting at. Vicky Young will tell us

about Pretty Patel. We'll tell you everything you need to know about the spending review next week and the latest on

wagatha Christie on this edition of newscast newscast

newscast from the BBC what is this virus how does it spread how do we protect ourselves and our loved ones?

No one's got to have a fucking clue what Brexit is.

There have been 300,000 and 34,974,000 tests carried out across the UK.

The reason we could never be who we wanted is you kept your knee on our neck.

We're not out of the woods yet.

Hello, it's Adam in the studio with James and Vicky in Westminster.

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