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Good evening, gentle listener and welcome to Distractable.

This episode, Waymarking Wade summons the Jonas Brothers, hates an Arby card and asks his pals if they have free willies.

Machine-like Mark is edging his slumber and equitiously lectures on black holes.

Bedouin Bob debusses his ride, rejects determinism and actively advocates for individual agency, from the

will of God to Westworld.

Yes.

It's time for Wady's Whittle Philosophy Hour, Part 2.

Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Hey, everyone. Welcome back to another episode of Distractable. I'm today's host, Wade, and welcome to the show where there are three of us, one of us hosts.

The two compete for points, whoever has most points, rather, at the end.

Host the next episode, doing as always by my friends and co-host

Bob and Mark hello hi I'm sitting down I believe that standing is against God yes finally

that's the point I am choosing to lose all my hair. I believe that having hair is against God.

Huh?

Uh, you get a bald point?

All right.

Never thought I'd get a bald point.

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