Hello, Wade. Welcome to the men's room.

Ola, bitches.

Ola!

So, first question is, I mean, I think,

farting and pooping, I think I do that pretty regularly.

There must be, like, ailments to that, right?

What I mean? I would think if you have to wear a colostomy bag

this is just my guess having never worn one but my first quote about my diet to minimize how

much i'm going to do you are you saying way do you have a colostomy bag no oh my oh come on no no i mean

you asked the question i'm supposed to i figured you're going to explain to us. I think I do it regularly. I think it's pretty healthy, farting and pooping.

that both of those things are yeah you must you gotta be out what i eat i think i'm pretty consistent so uh i feel sorry for people who kind of have a problem with that well i would just think

you really have to regulate your diet because like look i don't so I feel sorry for people who kind of have a problem with that

well I would just think you really have to regulate your diet because like look

I'm gonna go out drinking tonight after the show so I know what that entails tomorrow

morning I would think if I have a colossomy bag maybe I don't do that or tell you

go to the East Coast like I'm getting as many crab cakes as I can right I'm gonna be out

drinking beers with cousins and buddies I think you just got to cut that out. I know, but like if you eat beans, okay, you're going to fart, right? Sure. Yeah, that's expected, whatever. But, I mean, I think it is diet-based. It has to be. Yeah. I mean, it's not hard to note.

If I wake up in the morning or whatever in the middle of the night, like, I know.

Right? Was it eating pizza and something sweet? You know what I mean? Like too much dairy? Like, shocking. Yeah. Yeah, I get the fair, they're probably not wolfing down kale salads if they got a colossum bag. So wait, what were you born without or no longer have?

Well, so I was born with 10 toes.

And So wait, what were you born without or no longer have? Well, so I was born with 10 toes.

And you guys remember the old swing sets that were tubular steel?

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