Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractable.

This face-to-face episode,

bemused Bob wants DM swinging, sacrifices saving throws for familial bonds, yet yearns for combat.

Waring Wade doesn't blow his own horn, questions his vocal dexterity, and poisons himself.

Moral raising Mark malls Mr. Mercer, wants TPKs and bribes Guild membership.

From canceling curses to sunsitting sportsmen.

Yes, it's time for Wade has an interest.

Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

I think we've officially run out of conversation topics. It's been a really long week. I was very busy. Played D&D last night until like four in the morning. Why didn't you say that? I played up good barbarian, which is kind of crazy. It's a unique kind of... That wasn't intentional. Just happened that way. See, this is the thing. You're the busiest person I know because you're always doing something.

And yet you come here and say like, ooh, I don't know that that feels like self-promotions. I don't want to be, I don't know that interesting. You're just talking about what? Talk about what you do. It's what you do. I self-promote all that. Okay. Well, I'm playing an invulnerable rager, which means I get more damage reduction.

So I'm like, I go in, I get playing an invulnerable rager, which means I get more damage reduction.

So I'm like, I go in, I get the shit beat out of me, but I actually deal, take slightly less damage. And I have this big sword and I just fucking cleave it. I'm not cheating if you come into the game. I'm going to be invulnerable. Well, yes, if you say that. Involvable region just made you get more reduction early. Because we're going to what's called Epic 6. So we cap at level 6. And we just got to level 4. So it's like you only get so many powers, so many feet, so many ability scores. So if you have damage reduction and everything caps at level 6, it's like actually damage reduction of two or three is pretty strong. So I was like, okay, I'll go with that.

People have been wanting us to play D&D for a long time.

I love these.

We just don't have enough people.

I have an idea that I want to do.

I want to find a DM who I like get along with who will give us one shots where it's

like they come up with the story.

They come up with the story they come up with we we use there are a lot

of really simple structures where all you need is like you roll one die and that and you could do

you could figure anything out that needs to happen but they give us a bunch of different like a

series of one shots and then we take turns being the host but also the the host, like, doesn't have all the info.

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