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I'm Ashley and I'm Lacey. And this is United States of Murders very own Wacky Wednesday. Wacky 157 and it's the end of the month. Well, actually, it's the beginning of the month.

But we record these at the end of the month because we round up all of the wacky ridens,

or at least the ones we can find and remember too.

So we're going to be reading some stories.

First of all, let me just apologize for my rant about Secret Lives of Mormon Wives on Monday.

I was clearly very triggered and very clearly also had PMS kicking in.

So Lacey, why didn't you just stop me?

I was raging.

I listened to that and was dead.

I was like, oh my God, I was pressed.

I may need to take a sabbatical from TikTok.

Anyways, welcome to Wacky Wednesday.

We have some fun and funny and some serious ride-ins.

I'll go first. Starla writes, Ashley talking about

her grandma's home remedies when she was talking about rubbing something on a ringworm,

burying it, and it going away. When I was in third or fourth grade, my dad lived next door to a

Native American man, and I had a big wart on my finger.

The man had me slice the potato in half, rub it on my wart, and go bury it in the woods.

I was not allowed to tell anyone where I buried it, and within a couple of months, the wart was gone.

So, there's an idea for you before you get your wart pierced or tatted,

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