I'm Ashley and I'm Lacey.

And this is United States of Murders' very own Wacky Wednesday.

Wacky, 397.

Just kidding.

I have two stories and a poll. Oh, okay. You can start. Well, I say two stories. It's kind of,

these are some bizarre incidents, and there's two of them. I like that. A 31-year-old woman

tragically died after slipping and being impelled on a knife that was

facing upward in her dishwasher. Jane McDonald was cleaning up before bed and she shared an apartment

with her distant relative, whatever.

She was loading the dishwasher and slipped and fell and impelled herself on this knife.

So big was this knife.

So this happened to a 12-year-old boy six years before that, slipping and falling.

I could see it, yeah, being fatal for small boys.

So her family member found her, collapsed on the kitchen floor, immediately called

9-9-9-9 for help, which is their 911.

Paramedics get there, but she passed away after arriving at the hospital.

At her funeral service, over 300 mourners gathered to pay their respects for her.

And they said she was bubbly, vivacious, loved going out to nightclubs, dancing with friends.

She always wore designer clothes, never went out without wearing makeup.

It was just a freak final destination type accident. She was, like I said, rushed to the hospital

and her brother met them there and arrived just before she passed. Slipped?

Fail and pailed herself.

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