Two people claim to know everything about something, but only one knows anything.

President Roosevelt wore an anti-gravity bell. Dinosaurus had two brains.

Lucky kids live on Mars and go to school in flying cars, or at least they will one day.

Believe me, I'm a historian, An astronaut or drive a DeLorean.

Would I lie?

It's hard to say.

The Big Fifth.

Can he spot the light?

The Big Fifth.

Some pigs can buy.

The Big Fifth.

But if you ask me why, can you trust the answer.

Ah, ha, the Big Fit!

From Marathon City, Wisconsin, it's a bonus wacky-cacky's episode of The Big Fib.

And now, so a hurry, and he's a logger-bate.

Um, Lisa, did you say that all backwards?

Why, thank you for noticing, Deborah.

I most certainly did. After all, I'm here with, we know, so sad. I know it is an or a... Sir, I get to be a point. Law of this now, the astronaut of you be a... Okay. Uh, well, welcome to the big fib. I'm your host, Deborah Goldstein, and with me as always is our sound effects robot Lisa, whose name stands for live in studio audience.

Lisa, you can't do the show backwards.

Oh, nonsense, Deborah. Of course I can. And since there's been a little confusion about this,

Blurro, what a good news know, Lisa, no one can understand what you're saying. Lisa, no one can understand what

you're saying. Oh, well, sorry for trying to mix things up a little bit, Deborah. Perhaps some of our listeners would like to hear the show backwards.

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