What's up, Van Gars?

Hello, Vangas.

I'm Matt.

And I'm Brian.

Because Jenny told us that we had to say what our names were so you two can differentiate who is who.

But like, do you really give a shit?

You're like, that's that one guy.

That's the other

guy do you need to really know who the fuck is talking but yeah that was a reminder that uh jenny

gave us that a fan made a suggestion a fan that a fan made um yeah but matt we have to accept

that people want to know who we are they want to know who who we are. They want to know what we're about.

Because when you, listen to the thing, when you make a podcast, you're in people's ears.

They're doing the dishes and you're just talking to them.

They feel like they know us.

And you know what?

In many ways, they do.

But also, guess what?

In many ways, you fucking don't know who the fuck we are. So watch your fucking tone, you fucking piece of this shit that listen to this shit. You better watch yourself.

Fucking familiar is what we're trying to say. Don't get too comfortable, okay? Because at the end of the day, at the end of the day, we're a couple of kids from New York City. Yeah, I might be from the Upper West Side. Matt be from the Upper East Side. We might have lived in varying degrees of privilege, but we're still fucking from New York.

We've been riding the subway since we're little kids.

We'll come to your house.

We'll beat the shit out of you.

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