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"W. Kamau Bell"

SmartLess

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Discussion, Education, Music, Comedy, Science, Culture, Society & Culture, Entertainment, Interview, Learning

4.651.6K Ratings

🗓️ 22 March 2021

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

We are joined this week by Mr. W. Kamau Bell, television host and stand-up comic, and wicked smart dude. He tells us about the birds and the bees, when to teach your children new things, and his grand ideas for Ozark's next season. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0

Okay intro try one they'll probably cut that right yeah you don't have to say intro you just say you just start with what the show okay

0:14.7

But I thought we'd be if I go intro try and then nobody says intro try nobody says intro

0:19.3

They just say that they just nobody says intro that's good point. That's good point. So just talk all right just talk take you know

0:25.5

I thought you said welcome to smartless

0:45.9

I find it really fascinating you sleep in separate bedrooms

0:49.6

It's yeah, but because what are you doing? You're just sleeping anyway. So otherwise

0:53.5

I'm a super light sleeper and I wake up at anything so that's why I'm a light sleeper too. Well, why don't you either

0:59.8

Connect some ear muffs to your bite plate or

1:05.4

Bite plate or or get an operation for your beloved or I get a right this down yeah or strap a CPAP onto his helmet and get on with it

1:17.3

We chied all of it. He's snoring is so bad. It's just yeah, it's just a snorer

1:22.6

I can't so he's just nor so he does he's does he sleep with a CPAP machine. He tried it. It's it's like suffocating

1:29.7

Wait, do does Amanda or Alessandra snore? No, no, you guys I have I don't I sleep on my back. Yeah

1:39.8

So you snore on my back

1:43.4

Wait a second. There's something very defensive use when you sleep on your back

1:47.6

You do or you do sleep on your back therefore you snore

1:50.1

I no longer sleep on my back because I'm tired of taking fire on my ribs from my my sleeping partner

1:57.0

You know that's gonna get a kick or a punch and that means flip over and shut your mouth

2:02.1

So I have how many tell me times have you heard that sentence will I just gonna say why are you awake?

2:10.1

Flip over shut your mouth and don't look at me is that that's a complete sentence

2:14.6

That's how him and Alessandra met that's how we yeah, I think actually that's a website that you said we know

2:20.7

Yeah, it's called just peg me

2:24.9

Okay, well, I don't want to keep our guests waiting too much longer. We have a very very special

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