Hello, I'm welcome to the Verge cast. I'm just sponsored by Cesar Vodka.

The vodka brand that I made up last week and that I intend to bring into reality through

sheer force of will and repetition on the show. Cesar Vodka! Cut through the night.

I can't wait for Cesar Vodka flavors. Pumpkin spice, Cesar Vodka.

No, no, no, no. Cesar Vodka. It's coming.

It's getting any more foreruncury than pumpkin spice.

Red pole vodka. That's really sad. I don't know. I think Cesar Vodka is more of a...

Anyway, buy it. There's already a Twitter... People have been tweeting non-stop at me.

Someone made a video advertisement for it. Did you not see that one?

I didn't see that one. It's like four seconds long. Oh my god.

Anyway, hi, I'm Neil Epitel. I'm the editor in chief of the Verge.

The host of this, the Verge cast, the flagship podcast of the Verge.

Now, regardless of my clear intent becoming a YouTube video property,

so if you're listening to this in the car, just know that the people are against you.

But I'm still with you. Anyway, Deeter's here. Hi.

I don't know, man. I've been talking all day. I just want to warn the audience.

I have literally not stopped talking since nine this morning.

Are they? I had one break. I was still in Nicholas on the way down.

I had one break. That was when I went downstairs to order a salad.

In the time I was in the elevator, I stopped talking.

But then I had to go and tell the person what I wanted in the food.

To me, that's still talking. Anyway, I'm going to be loopy. Anyway, Deeter's here.

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