VP Kamala/Atheist Arguments/Bats and Boars News Show 8.14.2020
The Babylon Bee
Seth Dillon
4.4 • 2.9K Ratings
🗓️ 14 August 2020
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Summary
In this episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk about the week’s biggest stories like Biden picking Kamala Harris as his running mate, irrefutable atheist arguments that will have you running out to buy a sophisticated trilby hat, and how bored boars and bats are attacking naked Germans and libertarians.
This episode is brought to you by The Compromised Church by Frederick A. Herschelman.
Exploring issues like the prosperity gospel, the entertainment-centered, seeker-sensitive church, and the importance of lay believers and pastors alike remaining biblically faithful in a time when we’re being pressured to compromise our beliefs, The Compromised Church is a timely exposé of the complacency in American Christianity today.
Show Outline
Introduction
Stuff That’s Good
Kyle likes HBO’s Chernobyl.
Ethan likes Jubilee - Middle Ground on YouTube.
Weird News
Naked German man chases down feral hog that stole his laptop
World's last Blockbuster video store listed on Airbnb
Wild boar leads police on hours-long chase through city
Researchers teaching robots to write a stage play in Czech Republic
Domino's New Zealand pulls promotion giving free pizzas to 'Karens'
Australian pub bans emus for 'bad behavior'
Libertarian Presidential Nominee Jo Jorgensen Bitten by Bat | Time
Woman who gouged out eyes while on meth receives prosthetic eyeballs
Stories of the Week
Story 1
Chicago Mayor Drives Past Looters To Arrest 7-Year-Old Having A Birthday Party
Summary: The mayor of Chicago made headlines this week when she heroically drove her car toward a group of pillaging looters, then swerved past them to arrest a 7-year old having a birthday party.
Story 2
Summary: The Biden Campaign has said they are open to debating Donald Trump however they have warned the press that Joe Biden will need to wear a mask that completely conceals his face and that his voice might sound different
Story 3
10 Irrefutable Atheist Arguments That Will Explode Your Feeble Christian Brain
Summary: Go ahead and order that fedora or trilby.
Topic of the Week
Kamala Harris chosen as Joe Biden’s running mate
- RIP Kamala was trending on Twitter
- Whats the point of a VP anyway?
- What the left said about her then vs now
- Tulsi Gabbard torpedoed her on her criminal justice record
- What Kamala said about Joe Biden vs now
- Kamala Harris gun ownership
- Kamala Harris on abortion
Hate Mail
We get a very confusing message leading us to wonder who at the Democratic National Committee runs the Department of Approved Jokes.
Subscriber Portion
Mailbag! We get a video question from our buddy Cameron!
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| 0:00.0 | In a world of fake news, we bring you up to the minute factual inaccuracy and a heavy |
| 0:07.9 | dose of moral truth. |
| 0:11.2 | With your hosts, Kyle Mann and Ethan Nicole. |
| 0:16.7 | This is the Babylon B. Fake News, you can trust. |
| 0:25.3 | Hello everybody and welcome to the state approved media broadcast, the Babylon B show. |
| 0:31.0 | Is that the name I remember showing? |
| 0:32.4 | Babylon B podcast. |
| 0:33.5 | The Babylon B redundantly named podcast. |
| 0:36.6 | When we were trying to figure out how to start the show and stuff, we were trying to go, |
| 0:40.2 | is this the Babylon B podcast or the Babylon B show podcast? |
| 0:43.8 | We just called the Babylon B on the podcast. |
| 0:46.0 | It's implied that it's podcast. |
| 0:47.2 | It's the Babylon B. |
| 0:48.2 | You know it's a podcast because you're already listening to it. |
| 0:50.6 | Well then I got work as a news show. |
| 0:52.3 | It's not really a news show. |
| 0:53.8 | The news show potcuffing off about the news and then the interview show. |
| 0:57.0 | You put them in to two as barely an interview. |
| 1:00.4 | So it's, I don't know. |
| 1:03.2 | Anyway, welcome comrades. |
| 1:04.5 | We are here talking about the news, which is what we do on this podcast. |
| 1:10.4 | Yeah, and I was gone last week. |
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