Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus podcast.

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And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon Update.

I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon Update, voting rights.

Oh, but it feels so wrong.

Fake elections, fake ballots.

The whole thing was rigged.

Yeah, no.

So, after six months of fat bastard claiming the election was stolen and him always whining like a bright

orange three-year-old who dropped his ice cream laced with Adderall, we still have the badass

President Joe.

Kickin' butt, healing the country, and fixing our reputation worldwide.

So the election is over, people, no matter what the cyber ninjas say about bamboo paper from China or kinematic artifacts, which is something disproved at Hogwarts in the ninth Harry Potter movie, Harry Potter and the Morons of Megget.

Jesus, we are stupid as a country. What about the next election? And then we've had 47 states put bills forward with some sort of voter suppression,

and that's kind of stunning. Voting is the backbone of this country, this democracy. And

the Republicans are scoliosis, frankly. The state's legislation restricts early voting, late

voting, right-in voting, absentee voting, Sunday voting, you know, voting.

So now 330 million people need to show up between 3 a.m. and 3.30 a.m. on the first Sunday in

November, and if you bring water, you'll be shot. Today, Michigan came out with a Republican-led

investigative report that said there was zero voter fraud. And the most dangerous thing to the election is

tinfoil hat wearing Q-in-celled douchebags living in their mother's basements. I'm paraphrasing that part.

So this week on the For the People Act, 100% of Republicans acted and voted against the people

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