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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Voter Fraud, Italian Satellites and…Marla Maples? | Jordan Klepper Fingers the Conspiracy

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

News, Daily News, Comedy

4.214.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 July 2023

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Stop the Steal: It’s the rallying cry of Trump supporters and election deniers who believe the 2020 election was stolen from them. In the final episode of Jordan Klepper Fingers the Conspiracy, Jordan dives into a theory about Italian satellites that led to a Biden win and the crack team that is working to set the record straight: an unidentified lawyer, a real estate agent, and Donald Trump’s second wife, Marla Maples. Original air date: December 14, 2022 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:03.7

In the days after the 2020 presidential election, CIA Director Gina Haspel flies to fight

0:11.4

for Germany on a secret mission to secure a computer servers that contain evidence that

0:16.4

the election has been manipulated.

0:18.8

These servers, owned by a bankrupt Spanish company called Skydle, could prove that the

0:23.5

election was rigged for Joe Biden.

0:25.8

Haspel and a team of special forces troops to send on Frankfurt to destroy the evidence.

0:30.9

But in the raid, five troops in the CIA official are killed.

0:34.8

Haspel herself is injured, flown to Guantanamo Bay, and given a tribunal for...

0:39.5

...treason.

0:41.5

In 2009, Venezuela leader Hugo Chavez creates a voting system that could change votes in

0:47.3

elections in any country using this advanced technology.

0:51.0

One of the technology companies that uses it is called Smartmatic, which supplies

0:55.7

voting equipment to a single US County in the 2020 election.

1:00.2

The scheme between Smartmatic and Hugo Chavez is a secret and successful effort to ring

1:04.4

the election for Joe Biden.

1:06.2

Even though Chavez has been dead for seven years.

1:10.1

Pescara Innoley, a rogue employee at the Defense and Aerospace Company Leonardo Spa,

1:15.2

hacks into military satellites to change the margin of victory in US states where Trump

1:19.6

has beaten Biden.

1:20.6

It's a variable coup d'état, and it would go down as the most extraordinary effort in

1:24.6

history to overturn a presidential election.

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