Vote with me live -- filling in my mail-in ballot
Real Coffee with Scott Adams
Scott Adams
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🗓️ 23 October 2024
⏱️ 61 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Vote hard, vote fast. Vote like your life depends on it. All right, how many of you |
| 0:09.2 | are actually going to vote with me? And how many are just going to hang out? |
| 0:11.9 | Either one's fine. But don't show your |
| 0:15.3 | don't show you ballots on the video, okay? Do not show you your ballots. I'm not going to show you mine except hey I got an envelope |
| 0:28.1 | So here's the truth. I don't think I've ever voted by mail, not that I can remember. |
| 0:35.0 | I'm not sure I know how. |
| 0:38.0 | So I usually get confused by easy stuff like this. |
| 0:45.0 | So I thought that I would maybe help walk through it. |
| 0:48.2 | All right, so I get my ballot in the mail. |
| 0:51.6 | And I don't remember requesting it. I guess you just get it. California. Now normally I wouldn't |
| 0:59.9 | care about voting in California because my vote wouldn't matter. But it might matter who |
| 1:08.6 | wins the popular vote this time just in terms of credibility. All right, so what do we got? We get a |
| 1:15.1 | business reply. So I've got an envelope to put it in. I've got a assistant serventant. |
| 1:25.0 | If I learn to speak Spanish, I can get some instructions. |
| 1:30.0 | Show us your I voted sticker. |
| 1:33.0 | So I guess I get to put this sticker on, |
| 1:38.0 | but I can't get the sticker off. |
| 1:40.0 | All right, well, we'll save this. |
| 1:43.2 | I'll put this on after I vote. |
| 1:46.8 | All right, who else is voting? |
| 1:49.1 | Any other voters there? |
| 1:51.0 | I want to know that there's at least one person who's going to vote just because I'm doing this. |
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