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🗓️ 24 February 2021
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0:00.0 | It has this feeling like streets of rage or final fight or another side scroll or beat them up. |
0:05.0 | You know how in those games you'll be like walking down the street, beating up opponents or whatever. |
0:10.2 | And then there are non-player- |
0:13.2 | non-apponent characters who are just like posted up on the wall smoking or like playing pool or just they're just like completely chill. |
0:23.5 | They're here too. They're just all at the urinal just standing completely still and finishing their piss even as you can bump into them. |
0:33.5 | You bump into them. They have one line of dialogue that they say, right? |
0:39.5 | Like, you know, welcome to town stranger. Welcome to town stranger. There's one guy in there if you suplex your friend into his butt he gives you a side quest. |
0:50.5 | There's another guy you suplex your friend into his butt coins fly out of his head. |
0:54.5 | A whole turkey will come out and you can recover full health with it. |
0:57.5 | If you eat the turkey off the floor of the old bro bar bathroom, it will make you healthier. |
1:04.5 | Welcome to the shutdown full cast. You are listening to the internet's only college football podcast. |
1:32.5 | If you would like another, that's too bad. You don't need another one. It's your doctor speaking. |
1:38.5 | My doctor, perhaps, in another country that doesn't require medical degree. Yeah. I'll go ahead and say it. |
1:45.5 | What's the most complicated medical procedure you could perform in an emergency? |
1:50.5 | You know what I'm really asking. Could you give somebody a tricky out of me? What is that the standard that I'm going to instantly? |
1:57.5 | Are you saying you need one? No. Like right now. I mean to be fair, I don't know. Maybe that will fix my voice. |
2:04.5 | But I'm fine. But I like could do you think you could successfully perform a tricky out of me? |
2:15.5 | No. No. Let's just let's be real. I don't think I could successfully because I think the standard is a tricky out of me because that is what is performed in an emergency. |
2:26.5 | In a number of sitcoms. We who eat sitcoms? Oh yeah. Yeah. This was a thing. Like there's an episode of Mash for somebody who is told to perform a tricky out of me who is not a surgeon. |
2:40.5 | And they're told that I think there's an episode of night court. So older. |
2:45.5 | So we mean sitcoms back when back when Spencer was a kid when like TV was like unregulated. Yeah. Yeah. You put tricky out. You know, you can. Hey kids, watch this. |
2:56.5 | When they didn't do things when they didn't do things that were, you know, they didn't have to have a disclaimer. Like, hey, the things depicted in the show are strictly ignorant. Do not attempt to trick your friend. |
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