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Shutdown Fullcast

VORB (Value Over Replacement Bear)

Shutdown Fullcast

© Shutdown Fullcorp

Sports, Football

4.82.9K Ratings

🗓️ 24 February 2021

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

- It’s our advanced sports analytics episode! How advanced? Advanced past what? Mind your own business! - What are we using our film review skills for? Breaking down that Oklahoma bathroom fight, are you new here? - As a team, we feel pretty confident we could perform a number of basic medical procedures in the field. Listen along to find out which! - Adding to the ever-expanding roster of basic concepts Spencer has no grasp of, we can now add “sitcoms” and “human bones” - Dabo will never be a great leader of history because Genghis Khan paid his players Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

It has this feeling like streets of rage or final fight or another side scroll or beat them up.

0:05.0

You know how in those games you'll be like walking down the street, beating up opponents or whatever.

0:10.2

And then there are non-player-

0:13.2

non-apponent characters who are just like posted up on the wall smoking or like playing pool or just they're just like completely chill.

0:23.5

They're here too. They're just all at the urinal just standing completely still and finishing their piss even as you can bump into them.

0:33.5

You bump into them. They have one line of dialogue that they say, right?

0:39.5

Like, you know, welcome to town stranger. Welcome to town stranger. There's one guy in there if you suplex your friend into his butt he gives you a side quest.

0:50.5

There's another guy you suplex your friend into his butt coins fly out of his head.

0:54.5

A whole turkey will come out and you can recover full health with it.

0:57.5

If you eat the turkey off the floor of the old bro bar bathroom, it will make you healthier.

1:04.5

Welcome to the shutdown full cast. You are listening to the internet's only college football podcast.

1:32.5

If you would like another, that's too bad. You don't need another one. It's your doctor speaking.

1:38.5

My doctor, perhaps, in another country that doesn't require medical degree. Yeah. I'll go ahead and say it.

1:45.5

What's the most complicated medical procedure you could perform in an emergency?

1:50.5

You know what I'm really asking. Could you give somebody a tricky out of me? What is that the standard that I'm going to instantly?

1:57.5

Are you saying you need one? No. Like right now. I mean to be fair, I don't know. Maybe that will fix my voice.

2:04.5

But I'm fine. But I like could do you think you could successfully perform a tricky out of me?

2:15.5

No. No. Let's just let's be real. I don't think I could successfully because I think the standard is a tricky out of me because that is what is performed in an emergency.

2:26.5

In a number of sitcoms. We who eat sitcoms? Oh yeah. Yeah. This was a thing. Like there's an episode of Mash for somebody who is told to perform a tricky out of me who is not a surgeon.

2:40.5

And they're told that I think there's an episode of night court. So older.

2:45.5

So we mean sitcoms back when back when Spencer was a kid when like TV was like unregulated. Yeah. Yeah. You put tricky out. You know, you can. Hey kids, watch this.

2:56.5

When they didn't do things when they didn't do things that were, you know, they didn't have to have a disclaimer. Like, hey, the things depicted in the show are strictly ignorant. Do not attempt to trick your friend.

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