Volume 25
Mickstape
Barstool Sports
4.8 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 29 March 2017
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Summary
Volume 25 is far and away the worst, least good episode of Mickstape. And yet it remains the greatest basketball podcast in the history of words and spheres. Truly a testament to our pure grit and overall talent that we were able to nut up and get the job done here. Not to brag, but this was like 10 David Lee elbows to the top of the back and we did not roll around on the ground for two commercial breaks making snow angels on the parquet in San Antonio. While the MVP debate rages on, don't forget to vote the true heroes here - the Troops, and also us. Co-MVPs of the 2016-17 NBA season: Mickstape and The Troops.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, mixed tape listeners, you can find us every Sunday on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. |
| 0:07.0 | Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. |
| 0:11.0 | Folks, for no reason I can understand Dollar Shave Club. They're standing by me and Tyler. |
| 0:18.0 | I can't believe it either. |
| 0:20.0 | They've bought in, it doesn't matter what we say, what we do. They just know we'll read a 10 minute ad for them. |
| 0:26.0 | I've no idea how much they're paying, but they're getting their fucking money's worth. I'll tell you that much. |
| 0:30.0 | They're paying for a 30 second ad. Right now, this should be the end of the ad. |
| 0:35.0 | Just right now should be the end of the ad and we haven't even started it yet. It's fine. |
| 0:39.0 | It's the best return on investment. D.S.C. has maybe ever gotten. |
| 0:44.0 | Well, I would argue that that's exactly what their company stands for because how they're getting the best return on investment. |
| 0:51.0 | That's what's going to happen when you buy Dollar Shave Club. You're going to be getting the best return on investment when you purchase their raises. |
| 0:59.0 | Because folks, there's no reason to use a cheap disposable razor or pay a ridiculously high price for some gimmicky thing that's got a laser pointer with 17 blades. |
| 1:08.0 | Again, you're not getting through TSA with that either, folks. If you're a big time traveler, you don't want one of those. |
| 1:14.0 | No. So why don't you? |
| 1:16.0 | TSA with nail clippers. So why would you want 17 blades and this detector stick with B.S.C.? |
| 1:22.0 | It lasers all sorts of things going right here, but that's why you need to go ahead and make the smarter choice and join Dollar Shave Club like I did many moons ago. |
| 1:31.0 | Thanks to Bill Bear. |
| 1:33.0 | Bill Bear is getting a lot of free ads too. I'm going to stop doing that because he clearly he needs it from us. He's been struggling. |
| 1:38.0 | He's on the ropes. You could say. |
| 1:42.0 | Dollar Shave Club, it was either save money and get a painful shave from a disposable like the ones they give away for free at the gym. |
| 1:49.0 | I don't know what gym that is. I've never been to a gym where they were given sometimes pizza never razors. |
| 1:55.0 | Not my gym. But I've never been to a faceless poor gym. So if that's where they give him out yet, keep them. |
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