But don't be ashamed if you get confused when you talk to your friends or you watch the news.

They try to tell you where all went wrong.

Now you don't need to argue, just sing this song.

It was rich people stacking the dick, rich people with big back checks, rich people

they're having a ball, rich people been f*** us on.

Hello everybody and welcome back to Eat the Rich.

I am Emily Walsh, and I'm here with my husband and co-host, Danny Moss.

Hello.

And I have a puppy on my lap.

Yeah, he's great.

He has no longer, we do call him our audio engineer.

He usually sits between us, but today he has chosen to be directly on top of me, and I'm fine with that. Also, just to be clear, to date, he's done zero audio engineering. He's only made it harder. In fact, I think that he's like, it's like a tough love thing. He's like, if I set up the obstacles, they'll have to knock him down. Oh, I see. So we've learned different techniques. He's trying to strengthen us over time. Yeah, we've had to learn because he just does a lot of noise making. Wow, thanks, bud. So thank you Buckley for that. That's great. What do we? This is, this is Danny's series. It inherently has to be less depressing than King Leopold. Yeah. It just simply has to. And we're going to dip our toe in some dark waters at the beginning, but then it's going to turn into some more nonsensy stuff. Okay. And my next two are 90% nonsense. Okay. Cool. Cool. So. Also, you know, I'm calling my shot right here up front. I think this is going to be a two episode. I think you should stop doing that. I've gotten better at it. Remember that one episode that was like, this is going to be one episode, and then it was one episode? Let's not forget. You're getting really cocky off of a single success. I don't know if it's the vibe. A single success. Of calling it. Yeah. Of calling it. Every other time you've been wrong. So this one time you got it right and now in this new culture where straight men cannot be wrong. Oh, no. You think that you're going to be correct forever. But I just, I'm choosing to live in a land of hope. Doge is coming for you, bro.

You're inefficient. Oh, no. You're inefficient. The edge lords are coming. Yeah. You know, teenage

edge lords. They're coming. Cool. But what are we talking about today? Okay, so this week and next week,

and then not after that. Probably the week after that.

Nope.

We are talking about the Volkswagen company and specifically the energy emission scandal that

happened in like 2014, 2015.

I know nothing about the scandal.

I'm excited to learn.

My knowledge of Volkswagen is that when I was in high school, the Volkswagen

Jetta was what cool girls drove.

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