Voldemort Would Have Won If He Did This One Thing...
Harry Potter Theory
Harry Potter Theory
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🗓️ 9 December 2025
⏱️ 11 minutes
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| 1:02.2 | A grain of sand lost on a beach. |
| 1:07.6 | A tiny pebble lying unnoticed on the ocean floor. |
| 1:13.6 | A fallen acorn buried under years of autumn leaves, a faded sea shell washed ashore on an uninhabited island. |
| 1:19.5 | These are just a few examples of the kinds of objects that I would use if I was in the position |
| 1:24.1 | to create my own hawkers. And I'm sure the same can be said for a lot |
| 1:28.5 | of you. Why? Well, they're small, hard to locate, and perhaps most important of all, meaningless. |
| 1:35.5 | But somehow, Voldemort missed the memo here, and instead chose objects that were eventually |
| 1:40.0 | linked back to him. So, the obvious questions here are are why was Voldemort so particular in his |
| 1:46.1 | selection process for potential Hawkerxes? And why didn't he choose things that would be virtually |
| 1:51.3 | impossible to find? After all, had he done what seemed so obvious to pick meaningless, |
| 1:56.6 | inanimate objects, he may still be ruling over the wizarding world. |
| 2:04.7 | One Reddit user summed it up pretty well in just one sentence. |
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