Two people claim to know everything about something, but only one knows anything.

Because they can't Roosevelt,

wore an antigravity bell, dinosaurs had two brains.

Lucky kids live on Mars and go to school and flying cars.

Or at least they will one day.

Believe me, I'm a historian, an astronaut or drive a delorian.

Would I lie? It's hard to say the big fit

Can you spot the light?

Some pigs could fly

But if you ask me why can you trust the answer

from Pompeii Michigan

this is the big fib

and now here's your host, a woman who is the host, Deborah Goldstein.

Welcome to the Big Fib, the game show where kids choose between the active and

magmatic echelon of truth and the eruption

cloud of molten lies. I'm your host Deborah Goldstein and in the studio today is

our sound effects robot Lisa whose name stands for live in studio audience.

Well technically my name doesn't stand for live in studio audience.

The initials L-I-S-A in the acronym that stands for live in studio audience, spell Lisa, which is my name.

Okay, yes, thank you for that clarification.

Listen, I just want to make sure we're dealing in facts here, Deborah.

Much appreciated.

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