These aren't the stories your mother told you.

No, these are the other stories.

What happens to people after they die?

Do their spirits leave their bodies, dispelled into the atmosphere like a spooky gas,

lingering around to peek at us while we're trying to go to the toilet?

Absolutely.

Or do they go to heaven to have their lives weighed up,

all their bads against all their goods,

too many bans, and they dropped into a hot pot of coffee sitting on the devil's breakfast table.

Maybe we're reborn as flies or bats or dogs or tables.

Maybe we used to be tables and then we died and now we're humans.

Maybe you're sitting at a table right now.

That's a person before they died.

Use a coaster. Come on.

To be honest, who do you how knows what happens to us?

I'll tell you who are writers of this month's theme.

Let me tell you, this theme goes places.

Space and other places. Stories stories from we've got stories

from newcomers elana gomel j sq andy morris uh morris moron andy the second and narrator jasmine arch

is narrating a story of her own also alexandra elroy is narrating two stories this month. What? Two. No, no, she's not a witch. She prays to the Church of Satan. She's just very talented and very productive. This month's Patreon exclusive episode. Let me tell you, we've got Michael David Wilson, whose story has consistently blown me away. He's written a lot for us.

He is a legend and his story this month is the Patreon exclusive and it's called legend.

Narrated by Josh Curran

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