These aren't the stories your mother told you.

No, these are the other stories.

Christmas, the most wonderful time of year, or is it?

Prepare yourself for fairy lights, tinsel and crushing credit card debt.

Get ready for family fuse and Christmas turkey and films so bland and predictable they will make your eyes bleed.

By the way, have you checked? Are you on a nice list or the noisy list this year because santa's bringing more than coal he's bringing four

incredible stories yes we checked our stocking and we found four stories for you we've got tales of

betrayal tales of invasion and also what happens when something goes bang.

So we're welcoming some new writers to the show, and we've got some returning favourites.

We've got a great month lined up for you, and I think you'll enjoy the show.

Remember, we will publish an exclusive episode on our Patreon feed.

We do that every month, and to get access to that, all you need to do is subscribe to our Patreon feed for as little as one dollar a month.

And speaking of which, we have some new patrons.

Big welcome, big Christmas welcome to Nicole Parks.

Thank you so much to pledging.

Angela Tipper.

Thank you.

You are an absolute legend.

Kelly Fenner up to her place. so thank you so much for that.

And Michael Arms, thank you so much for pledging.

You are all absolute legends, and you are all in the club of Daniel Johnson's.

So, this month, as it's Christmas, we wanted to put it out there,

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