These aren't the stories your mother told you.

No, these are the other stories.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

... Hello and welcome back to the other stories.

My name is Luke Kondor, Spell Overkate, and I'm one of the writers, podcast producers

over here at Hawking Cleaver, and I'm just popping in on my own this month to say hello to just you know

we like to come in every round again and we like to wave goodbye to the previous theme and welcome in the

next theme and you know hand out a bit of news whilst we're here so the theme we just had we went to

ancient Egypt we conquered weoted, and we came back

with a big old jar of story gold.

But we can't hang around for too long there, and we did get a little sand in our pants.

So now it's time to move on.

It's time to jump forward.

Or further back, maybe?

Yes.

Okay, because as voted for by you, we're going back to the Jurassic or Cretaceous or maybe even the Triassic period to go and have a fun, to go have some fun with those potentially feathered or maybe stick with scaly dinosaurs.

This is one of the themes that you guys voted.

After this it's going to be the last theme for this voting section.

And then we will move on to the brand new round of votes which we'll get to in a second.

So dinosaurs, we've had some incredible submissions for this theme and we're opening with an amazing submission that blew our socks off by

first-time submitter ali habashi i love this story when i read it i couldn't help with grin and

it's got one of those endings that are very dark and that you just can't help be a little bit tickled

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