These aren't the stories your mother told you.

No, these are the other stories.

Hello, welcome back to the other stories.

My name is Luke Condor with a K.

It's just me today.

This is another volume opener.

This is a chance for us to just have a quick ritual.

We must cleanse ourselves of the previous theme theme open our hearts to the next theme

so like I said it's just me just me today I was going to be talking about a couple of things

but I think the main thing I think you're probably all a little bit excited about is the

drawl we I'll be drawing a couple of names out of a hat today

and we'll be giving out some special little prizes. But okay, so first of all, let's just say,

let's just wave goodbye to the last theme, VR. If you listen to this now, you might be confused. Is the

world real? Am I in a virtual reality? This is really happening. You're not in a VR world.

Watch out for that. You nearly walked into a thing just then, but it's fine. It's real. It's all real.

Okay. And now he's going to welcome the next theme, as voted for by you, road trip.

So I'm expecting a lot of car travel, really.

A lot of time spending cars.

I wonder how many of you guys actually listen to this whilst in the car.

I've done a few long car trips of my own and only half of them resulted in my death.

Like imaginary death.

The kind of person who will constantly worry about,

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