Imagine sweeping through green fields, floating five feet above ground,

sun on your face as you slide by, on track to your destination.

Not a care in the world as you simply lean back.

And before you know it, you're there.

This is how travel should feel.

And on our trains, it does.

Avanti West Coast, feel good travel.

These aren't the stories your mother told you.

No, these are the other stories.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Hello, welcome back to the other stories.

You are listening to a podcast right now, if you didn't know.

My name is Luke Conno over K, and I'm joined by mr. Daniel Wilcox

hi guys and we are about once a month after everything we like to come in we like to

look our way in here just just remind you guys that there are actual people behind this

podcast to you know spend hours writing the stories, editing them, producing the episodes

to make them as horrific as possible in some cases.

Yeah, you're welcome.

Yeah, you're welcome.

Okay, so the old theme is just gone.

We need to say goodbye to deities.

We have moved past the age of religion.

We're in a secular age now.

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