Voicemail Vortex: When Listeners Attack! | 389

Hysteria 51

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🗓️ 2 October 2024

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Ever wondered what happens when you give our listeners a hotline and a little too much free time? Spoiler alert: absolute mayhem! This week on Hysteria 51, we dive headfirst into the wild, wacky, and wonderfully weird world of YOUR voicemails.

Join hosts Brent and David as they react, dissect, and try (and often fail) to keep a straight face. Will they offer sage advice? Highly unlikely. Will they make things worse? There's a good chance. But one thing's for sure: you'll laugh, you'll cringe, and you'll probably double-check your own voicemail before hitting send next time.

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0:00.0	The following is the fourth hand production.
0:03.0	They say, I'm disturbed.
0:05.0	From city to city an incredible hysterical panic spread.
0:08.0	I think we're getting into a weird area here.
0:11.0	We use jeez who are not crazy, not crazy, truth? This is hysteria.
0:15.0	You can't handle the truth.
0:18.0	The brain is gone.
0:20.0	This is hysteria 51.
0:22.0	The truth is out. This is Hysteria 51. And here.
0:24.0	The truth is out there.
0:26.0	It's alive.
0:27.0	But you won't find it here.
0:29.0	They're coming for you.
0:30.0	Look, there comes one of them now. What's up Nation?
0:37.0	Welcome into another Hysteria 51.
0:42.0	Special voicemail edition you hear yourselves instead of me David and Brent
0:48.0	over there in the lower lower forth. Yeah yeah we real low flooding, powers going out, the bots are on standby mode because they're low on power. This is fucking perfect. I'm glad I'm moved.
1:00.0	But you're not, you're not getting the brunt of all that stuff.
1:03.6	That's all way east of us, all that stuff.
1:06.0	We're pretty far west.
1:08.0	So, we're west of Nashville.
1:10.6	So, yeah, we're close to Illinois, you know, in southern part.
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