Let's get dumping my little dumper buddies.

What is good?

There it is.

I don't know how I feel about dumper buddies.

Yeah.

Dumber buddies?

What?

You never held hands with somebody and looked them right in the eye and then dumped?

You might be surprised here that I have in fact done that.

Really?

Oh, yeah. You just try it. You and Lewis go in the same building. I know. My nieces have done that when they're kids. You know, when they just feel, they just hold your hand and like stare at you in the eye. Okay. Sure. That's kind of, yeah, that's kind of weird. Who was the singer lady recently that was on Twitter getting a bunch of flack because she did an interview where she said her husband and her have toilets in the same room facing each other and they poop together? Is that not the right way to do it? It's an option. It's not illegal, you know? Wait, you're telling me you've never done that you've never like stared at someone

i've never made eye contact of the human being well here's a question god damn it how do you feel

contact i would not do it how do you feel not about pooping in the same room as your significant other

like we locked doors never got it we locked doors So you're normal. Good. Yeah. Yeah. No, I mean, like, uh, you know, look, I don't, we, we are a poop at the door open family. Why? Your entire family? Yeah. Like, my kid wants to get friendly.

You know, like if he's sometimes he poops at the door open, it happens.

But do you?

You said it's a poop at the dormant family.

My son yells at me if I walk by.

God damn it.

So like, well, you've seen like my bathroom.

Like, if there's walls.

Like, when you saw his bathroom, was he pooping?

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