Voicemail Dump Truck The Soccer Hole with Jeff and Ben
Voicemail Dump Truck
Giant Bomb
4.7 • 612 Ratings
🗓️ 4 July 2018
⏱️ 45 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | All right. |
| 0:06.6 | It's time |
| 0:09.4 | to hide in this room. |
| 0:12.3 | Can you believe what England just did? |
| 0:17.9 | There's so much soccer happening in this. |
| 0:20.1 | I had to walk out to get my laptop. |
| 0:23.2 | And there's a pocket of people right outside here that we can still hear, even though we're in this room with the door shut, screaming at a TV. |
| 0:31.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:31.6 | And then as I was walking around, I heard at least two other pockets of people in different parts of the building also yelling about the soccer. |
| 0:40.1 | Is it the end? I don't know fucking shit about soccer. |
| 0:47.4 | It's like hockey, but a much bigger field instead of sticks, they use their feet. |
| 0:51.9 | Are there zambonis? |
| 0:53.1 | No, they don't, yeah. It's no ice. It's grass. feet are there zambonies no they don't yeah it's no ice it's |
| 0:55.5 | it's grass so no zamboni a lawnmower is like a zamboni do you know there are bart zambonies |
| 1:03.1 | that they just drive around bart to clean up bart like like the floor's like the human feces off the |
| 1:10.0 | floor's yeah the bart zamboni yeah |
| 1:11.9 | dude almost hit me with one |
| 1:14.0 | I liked it when the show became about Homer zamboni |
| 1:16.5 | instead of Bart zamboni it started out really |
| 1:18.4 | just kind of like the attitude was really not my thing |
| 1:20.9 | yeah when they made that switch it just became a more |
| 1:23.8 | interesting bit of social commentary |
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