Voicemail Dump Truck Santa Loves Snow With Jeff and Ben

Voicemail Dump Truck

Giant Bomb

Comedy, Comedy Fiction, Fiction, Leisure

4.7 • 612 Ratings

🗓️ 7 November 2018

⏱️ 58 minutes

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This week we talk about anxiety gaming, collectors editions, and bathroom stalls.

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0:00.0	Oh, yeah.
0:04.0	Oh, yeah.
0:05.0	Oh, yeah. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, woo, who. That's right, yeah.
0:21.7	Whoa, whoa, whoa.
0:23.9	That's right.
0:24.7	Yeah, no, that's, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's, okay.
0:27.9	Oh, no.
0:27.9	Oh, stop.
0:31.0	Could you?
0:32.3	See, it's my job to stop it before it gets there.
0:36.1	Like, I know where it's going.
0:55.3	I've, I've been on this roller coaster for a very long time. I know where it ends up. In a jail cell with a pound of cocaine on your name is where it ends up. That's right. Rolling over on all your friends. That's right. To stay on the streets is where it ends up. And then to take stage and screen and become Santa.
0:55.8	Yeah.
0:58.3	It's weird that Santa used to have a Coke problem.
0:59.5	Not that weird.
1:00.6	I mean, he's still like.
1:01.2	Yeah.
1:02.0	Who knows?
1:03.3	He loves the snow.
1:04.8	Hangs out in the North Pole.
1:05.8	See?
1:07.1	That's the whole thing. He gets a little red nose.
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