Voicemail Dump Truck Metal up your Ass with Jeff and Ben

Voicemail Dump Truck

Giant Bomb

Fiction, Leisure, Comedy, Comedy Fiction

4.7 • 611 Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2019

⏱️ 57 minutes

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0:00.0	Yes.
0:03.0	Yes.
0:04.0	Yes. Hi.
0:05.0	Hello.
0:19.0	It's Tuesday, September 17. Almost 3 a.m. on the other side of the planet.
0:28.6	That's right. It is soon to be 3 p.m. here with the 3 a.m. boys.
0:34.6	That's right. He's Ben. I'm Jeff. Hi.
0:41.9	It's 3 a.m. boys. That's right. He's Ben. I'm Jeff. Hi. It's 3 a.m. in, like, spiritually.
0:49.9	Yeah. It's 3 a.m. eternal is what they say. 3 a.m. is a state of mind. Yes. 3 a.m. is in a physical place you can be. I mean, time is already a construct. Yeah. What is time?
0:55.1	Everything is happening all at once all the time.
0:57.7	But 3 a.m. is a special time.
0:59.0	It's kind of like, you know, it's kind of like the oldest house in control.
1:04.4	It's something that is bigger and different than what it seems on the outside.
1:08.4	Like, until you're in it, until it's actually 3 a.m. It's just like, oh, it's just three to four. It's just night. It's just early. I'm asleep. No. But no. No, that's where a lot of, a lot of bad things happen. A lot of great things happen. There's a lot of fourth meal eaten. yeah sometimes fifth meal sometimes oh well that's
1:31.1	I don't know necessarily know that I want to get into that and that's that's too many meals
1:38.2	I was awake uh at 2.30 this morning.
1:46.3	And I think back in bed around three.
1:47.1	Nice.
1:47.6	Yeah.
1:49.4	It's been like that.
1:54.8	Big old day yesterday.
1:56.7	Vaccines day.
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