Voicemail Dump Truck Ice Crystals With Jeff and Ben

Voicemail Dump Truck

Giant Bomb

Comedy, Comedy Fiction, Fiction, Leisure

4.7 • 612 Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2019

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

This week I get tricked into taking one call about wrestling, our Community Endurance Run, and the twin you never knew you had.

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0:00.0	It's time.
0:02.0	It's time for a show with the new old schools.
0:09.0	Rocking the crowd with the new old school.
0:12.0	Rocking the crowd with the new old school.
0:16.0	It's time for a show that really rock and rolls.
0:23.5	Stockholm.
0:30.2	I don't know much Swedish.
0:34.4	But what I do know is I want to drink some gurg, some burke or some glug.
0:44.6	I don't want to drink burke.
0:45.7	You don't want to drink Burke?
0:46.3	Okay.
0:46.7	Fair enough.
0:49.4	Ben.
0:51.1	Jeff.
0:51.8	I just ate a burrito and it didn't cook all the way through and I ate the middle of it anyway,
0:57.0	even though it was still icy.
0:58.8	Am I going to die?
0:59.9	Yeah.
1:00.7	What was the protein?
1:02.5	It was a curry chicken burrito.
1:04.7	Nothing on the label said, cook this until it's 165 degrees Fahrenheit.
1:09.2	No, most likely it was already cooked and then it's just for reheatian purposes.
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