Voicemail Dump Truck Giant Bomb Make You Wanna Double Jump with Jeff and Ben

Voicemail Dump Truck

Giant Bomb

Comedy, Comedy Fiction, Fiction, Leisure

4.7 • 612 Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2019

⏱️ 67 minutes

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This week we create the official and final list of the top 10 double jumps of all time.

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0:00.0	Hey, everybody. Hey, everybody. Hi, it's time. It's time for the new old the show that we do that is called The Giant Bombcast. This is the show that comes after that one. I'm Jeff. That's Ben down there. Hello. On the boards. On the boards. All of them. There's a lot of them. Mixing it up.
0:38.6	Ons.
0:39.5	Uh-huh. So twos.
0:40.2	Oh yeah.
0:40.6	There's some twos.
0:41.5	It's mostly ones.
0:42.4	The same binary?
0:43.7	No.
0:44.2	It's not zeros and ones.
0:45.5	No.
0:46.1	That's, I feel like if I were the type of DJ that used CDs or MP3s, a.k.a. almost every DJ now,
0:56.3	I would think to myself,
0:59.0	I should refer to myself as being on the zeros and ones.
1:02.9	Ooh, yeah.
1:03.8	Like, especially if you're doing, like,
1:06.3	computer music.
1:07.3	Yeah.
1:07.8	All music is computer music.
1:09.9	What about classic rock? That's the ultimate computer. They use an abacus to, they strum an abacus hooked up to an amplifier to make that sound. Okay. All right. I'm sold. Yeah. The ones and zeros. Yes, the ones and zeros. You got to start with one because you're baiting them into thinking, oh, they're going to say one and two. That's right. Yeah. If you say you're on the zeros and ones, that's pretentious. Yeah. Ones and zeros, it's like it's a goof. It's a little more, it's a little more attainable. You know, it feels a little more down to earth, I think.
1:45.9	Um, man, a lot of news this week.
1:50.2	I don't, I feel a little gross.
1:55.4	Yeah.
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