What's going on my little.

What's going on?

My little freaky dikers. You've heard correctly. It's time for the one and only

pumpkin flavored podcast. That's right. This is the voicemail. Dumb truck for your Thursday,

October 12th, 2023. We've collected a gaggle of pumpkin enthusiasts to be your tour guides on this week's

route of picking up dumps and just redistributing the garbage across your neighborhood.

That's the kind of affair we operate here.

My name is Jeff Backelar.

I'm joined by a man making his triumphant return from somewhere, parts unknown.

Jeff Grave, how are you? I'm doing great. Glad to be back. I missed you, boys. I hope you guys didn't

burn the place down when it was gone. It looks fine. Looks okay. But who knows, maybe he burned it

down and rebuilt it in the time I was absent. Uh, no, because, uh, we discovered while you were gone that, man, you do a lot.

So I was sure you were going to say that we don't need you.

No.

You were going to say that.

Isn't that nice?

In fact, the exact opposite is true.

I mean, you should have seen Mike while you were gone. He's just inoperable. Yeah, oh, yeah. A lost puppy. He was curled up in my sock drawer when I got back. I found him there. It was pretty cute, pretty cute. It smells like him. Okay. It's a little too real for my comfort level. Don't do that again. Just truth. Mike Minotti's here. How are you? I'm good. I smell like Jeff now because of the socks. You know, I want to get to that. I got to stop putting dirty socks in my drawer. I don't know why I do that. Why do you do that? I'm a very weird person back.

Pumpkin spice Jeff sucks.

Let's do it.

Jeffrey Spice.

And then the one and only channel show us coming off a hot birthday.

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