Hello and welcome.

Hello and welcome everybody. Hello, my sweet little dumplings. I have commandeered the truck this week.

I'm your host, Janicelloa.

So you know, I brought all the hoodlubs in.

We have Dan Reichert and Mike Manati just jumping around in the back of the dump truck.

It's just a bunch of broken guitars.

I'm not going to let them say hello yet because we have our very, very special

guest, the survivor of the Texas chainsaw death match. I'm so glad to see you, sir. You have

once again proved you were the best Jeff. Any and everywhere. We have Jeff Jarrett, Double J himself. Hello, sir. Jan, my man, were you impressed with that? The first, that, well, let me just classify it this way. That's the best Texas chainsaw massacre death match you've ever witnessed, correct? He stole my joke. Dang it. Yeah, that that one chamber and ready to go and that's

for sure and you knew going in that jeff would win oh yeah of course i knew that jeff would win

it was a slam duck right yeah we we had two more that there was that history was going to be

made last night definitely we have i'm going to i'm going to take all of y'all's jokes off the table

before we get started. All right. Well, I guess, thanks, Jeff, for joining us. It's all back. So

Thursday. I'm a little sore today, guys, but looking forward to this. And such a pro being here

even after participating in the greatest Texas chains on mask or death match of all time.

Thank you so much, Jeff.

That's a great joke, Mike.

Would have gotten started on time, but Jan was late.

So all on him right out of the gate.

So Jan, damn it, that's your clock.

We tell you 4 p.m. Eastern, that doesn't mean show up at 4 p.m. That means show up at 350.

I'm just trying to big time, everyone. I apologize, Mr. Jarrett.

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