It was

It was the best of times.

It was the dump of times. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to your

voicemail dump truck on this first day of June, 2023. My name is Jeff Bacallar. Thank you for

joining our fine program today. Joining us on the dump is the cast of regulars you've come to know and love. And when I say that, I'm talking specifically about Jan Ochoa. How are you, sir? That's me. You love when you get high. And then you have like a sudden realization and breakthrough that

is more effective than there than uh than traditional uh therapy it's great it's fantastic and then

it just cost effective and then it completely unravels your fabric it's great to have you're breaking

yourself down building yourself back up absolutely it's good to have a 10 p.m. It's a goddamn beautiful thing. I love to hear it. Mr. Jeffrey Grubb. How are you, sir? I'm doing pretty good. My daughter's teacher complimented my Bowser's shirt when I picked her up today from school.

And I'm like, yeah, you know what?

It is a nice shirt.

It's a lovely shirt.

It's a great shirt with a sort of salmon background.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You know?

Yeah.

It's, um, uh, I have noticed a vibe shift, as it were, since the movie came out,

because I wore this shirt last year. And then, uh, now it's, it's this summer. And now it's like, Bowser, he's, he's famous. I like that. I'm like, well, yeah, he's always been famous. But you can definitely tell that Mario has reached even new heights of popularity. So, um, yeah, I'll be, uh, I'll be wearing this shirt a lot more. Look out for it.

Speaking of salmon, the salmon sack himself, Mr. Dan Reichert, how are you, bud?

What's that?

I'm good.

What's the salmon sack?

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