What's going on.

What's going on, my little dump friends.

Welcome to the voicemail dump truck on this Thursday, March 28th, 2024. That's right, the dump friends. Welcome to the voicemail dump truck on this Thursday, March 28th, 2024. That's right.

The dump truck made a pilgrimage from Boston back to its home base. My God, does this piece of

shit truck not get good gas mileage? Well, how many times do we stop? At least 12. At least 11D.

Most of those are bathroom breaks for Dan.

Yeah. Yeah, that's true. I got Gatorade bottles. I'm fine.

Hey. Do you know how much money it costs to fill up a dump truck?

I'm assuming a lot. $700.

A trash? No, gas. Oh. Really? Yeah, that's so much. It cost us. I got... You got us off. I'm shocked and appalled. I wanted to get... My grandma texting me, hey, get me something from Boston. Just a postcard. I didn't have time to go anywhere. I thought the airport would have a postcard.

No, postcards. Really? Yeah. No, I had them all in my carry-on. They were all on my person.

That's right. The only thing I got in Boston that I will take with me and remember is a delicious

lobster roll. Isn't that right, Mike Minot? Oh, the salted caramel

lobster roll from lifted.

The restaurant that was inside our Omni whatever hotel.

Oh, you know, I have to actually confess.

That was actually my first lobster roll ever.

We don't have in Ohio.

You think we have lobster rolls of any quality? No. Well, Disney World. Clearly, you're allowed to leave Ohio, as you've done many times, and, like, you can get them at any place where lobster is abundant. See, I do see them, like, in Disney World, but they're always, like, the very mayo-y ones. And, look, I'm, like, I'm not, like, super, I'm not like done deal with mayo. I can maybe do it, but I look at it. And it also always has like little chopped up celery in or something. I'm like, no, I don't want that. It's a salad. Yeah, it looks like a cold salad. I don't want it. I've been doing this dumb-ass thing where every Tuesday,

Bonk and I watch movies and we order a salad from this nice local salad place. And whenever it's like a buffalo or like Mexican salad or something like that,

wait, a buffalo Mexican salad?

A buffalo or Mexican.

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