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Voicemail Dump Truck 029

Voicemail Dump Truck

Giant Bomb

Fiction, Leisure, Comedy, Comedy Fiction

4.7611 Ratings

🗓️ 30 June 2022

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Alright dumpers make sure to keep arms, legs, feet, and any other body parts INSIDE the dump truck at all times!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Let's get

0:02.6

Let's get

0:18.7

Let's get dumping.

0:22.8

All right.

0:30.8

Welcome to the voicemail dump truck where you dump, we listen and we talk about it.

0:33.5

Thanks for tuning in, everybody.

0:34.8

Jeff Grubb is here.

0:35.4

How are you?

0:37.6

I'm feeling I'm ready for the dump truck.

0:41.1

I'm ready to, whenever I think of a dump truck, I think about the time I fell at the, at the dump, the other, like a couple weeks ago. Oh, that was disgusting. So, yeah, a low moment for my life. I had to drop off a bunch of stuff there, and I just fell in the mud and and then I got my truck stuck my truck got stuck in the mud so that was a good time that's

0:38.7

what I think about it's a country mud, so that was a good time.

0:55.0

That's what I think about. That's a country song, I think. That was a little bit. Yeah, my dog died too, yeah. We've all been there. Thanks, Jesus. Who among us has not truly been in the dumps besides you, Dunryker, every day of your life? I'm doing better than ever. I went to a dump once, and it was only because my grandpa wanted to take me and my cousins there to be like a field trip to just see a dump. Wait, no, no, no, no, no. So they taught you about the trash and the dump before talking to you about the farming situation. My grandpa wasn't a farmer. He was a grocery store man.

1:28.5

That's syllabus.

1:29.8

That's still. Wait. So, wait, why did they bring you to the dump as some sort of educational field trip? My grandpa just thought it was important. We're like, come on, kids, get in the car. We're going to go look at the dump. I'm going to show you how this. He was going to have some business that he was handling.

1:25.3

And he just had the kids with him.

1:26.3

And he had some breaking bad situation.

1:28.2

Yeah.

1:28.4

Some drugs.

1:29.7

Yeah. Some drugs. Yeah. No, I don't know. He just showed us a dump. And I remember thinking it was cool because I had like a car cruncher thing. And that was cool. But, uh, yeah. It sounds like he showed you a scrap yard. Maybe that was it. Maybe I haven't been to dump. I don't know. We'll unpack that after we introduce introduce everyone. Jan Ochoa, how are you, sir? Hello, I used to spend a lot of the time, a lot of my time at a dump as well. One time I threw an expired ostrich egg at a pile of trash. Gross. A strange moment for you. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. Top that, Jason A. Stranger. I can't top that. Jesus is crazy. An ostrich egg, I sometimes get called Jason ostricher. Oh, that's good. That's good. Yeah. We're so weird. We have such weird things to say. Like, such strange sentences.

2:35.9

Everyone's weird. You can't point it out.

2:37.3

You're going to break the magic here.

2:37.7

Yeah.

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