Voice Notes

Shmanners

Travis McElroy

Etiquette, Society & Culture, Schmanners, Travis Mcelroy, History Of Etiquette, Teresa Mcelroy, Comedy, Mcelroy

4.7 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2025

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Hello internet! This week's episode is all about the history and etiquette of leaving and sending VOICE NOTES! Enjoy and be sure to share with a friend! Equality Florida: https://www.eqfl.org/

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0:00.0	The Hello, Internet.
0:27.8	I'm your husband host, Travis McElroy.
0:29.7	And I'm your wife host, Teresa McElroy.
0:31.7	And you're listening to Schmanor's.
0:33.1	It's extraordinary etiquette.
0:34.4	For ordinary occasions.
0:35.4	Hello, my dove.
0:36.0	Hello, dear.
0:36.8	How are you?
1:13.3	Uh, uh, uh? Okay. Yeah. I went to the dentist this morning. It's not my favorite activity, but got to be done. And it's great. Everyone should do it. The dentist, oh, take it for me, a guy who didn't go to the dentist for like five years. And then had to go a bunch of times in one month to fix the thing. We don't need to get into it. Like I said, it's got to be done. I've got a little bit of that post-tour grud. Oh, you sure do. Oh, my God. Yesterday did not feel like a human being felt like a puddle of goo. But I feel like 65% of a human being today.
1:13.7	Okay.
1:16.2	Which is close to my regular 82%. Oh, that's just regular?
1:17.4	That's normally where I'm at now that I'm 41.
1:20.1	Much of me has turned to goo permanently.
1:22.6	While interestingly, other parts have calcified into a... Like your back.
1:28.2	Like, yeah, my back, my knees.
1:31.0	But my brain, goo.
1:32.8	It's fun.
1:33.3	It's great.
1:34.3	I love aging.
1:36.9	Cheese.
1:37.9	Okay.
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