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The Mens Room Daily Podcast

Vocal Impressions

The Mens Room Daily Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

We get into our Mens Room Question: Useful or not, what can you do that most people can't?

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0:00.0

Useful or not? What can you do the most people can?

0:02.0

Here's one from a lovely lady. I can tie a knot and a cherry stem with my tongue.

0:21.5

Nice. Oh, yeah. You have seen that once. I've never seen it in person. Okay. There used to be a bunch of cool stuff that I've seen at bars throughout the years. That's where most of the cool stuff I see happens. And one of the coolest ones ever was this dude who was a bartender. Now, he was not like a Tom Cruise cocktail type bartender as far as doing anything like that. But what he was was a master at opening up a

0:28.3

brand new pack of matches and snapping them, snapping one, flicking it down the bar. Like if those

0:34.3

a chick that was like four bar stools down, he could just open that pack of matches and zing it down the counter. As it's spinning on the counter, the match is lighting and stop that thing right in front of her so she could light her cigarette. Yeah. And it was the coolest damn thing I had ever seen in my life. It was in cocktail. It was cool when I was in the movie. But he could do that. He couldn't do the bottle crap, and just snap it down the thing. He was also the guy that could peg you in the forehead with a beer cap and snap it over the shoulder. Over the elbow thing. And I mean, like, on a line, man. He had that thing down. Like, his aim was insane. What else do we got here? Balancing things on your finger or being able to, like, spin a basketball. Yeah, I suck at that. I'm pretty good at that. You used to be able to do that. My son's good at that. It'll say, and they're talking to you, spinning the bowl, or dribbling the ball or bouncing. name it he's always got a ball he's like castaway

1:28.0

Wilson is his best friend what else we got oh here you go Mike an Owen Wilson impression

1:34.3

wow it's useful or not what can you do the most people can't I think most they're saying

1:39.0

they're saying you can learn this one pretty easily yeah So what is the technique?

1:45.5

It's a half whisper.

1:47.1

It's like just above a whisper.

1:50.0

Is it here?

1:50.7

It's very breathy.

1:53.0

It's very similar to the chick you do.

1:55.3

Jennifer Coolidge?

1:55.8

Jennifer Cool.

1:57.1

Oh, God.

1:58.8

Yeah, that's a little bit more throaty, though.

2:05.2

May I contend that Jennifer Coolidge should have been the voice like the Hindenberg.

2:06.0

Oh, yeah.

2:07.8

Oh, the humanity.

2:10.6

This is awful.

2:13.9

So many people are dead.

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