Viva Hate with Mel Ottenberg

Throwing Fits

Arts, Fashion & Beauty

4.9 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 2 November 2022

⏱️ 119 minutes

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Summary

Who interviews the interviewers? This week, the boys are joined by editor-in-chief of Interview and celebrity stylist Mel Ottenberg. Mel was late, but eventually showed up to gossip about losing his favorite son, which thankfully is just a pair of jeans, why vintage Levi’s just hit different, how your uniform evolves over time, the art of seduction, fancy vs. basic barbers, nipple rings getting ripped out during sex, meaningful feedback from refugees and celebrities, literally and figuratively elevating Kim Kardashian’s butt, cursed Ye vibes, his many famous friends, making a fun magazine, believing in forgiveness, the humble genius of Rihanna, party fouls in front of Beyonce, BiscuitTok, falling in love with Throwing Fits via memes, a whole lotta Dat Ass, blowing bags on Italian furniture and much more on this fun and fabulous episode of The Only Podcast That Matters™.

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0:00.0	This is Jonaheel and you're listening to the only podcast that matters.
0:18.7	When you call Mel's name, it's like a little prayer.
0:22.4	He's down on his knees, styling you with care.
0:26.4	Like a midnight mother, he will do your cover just like a prayer.
0:31.7	I know he'll take you there.
0:34.4	Throw gang. We were joined by the king of the cover, Don Dada of the denim, the Zadi Zeppelin,
0:38.8	in his youth, they call him Mel Otterberg, Titan of the tidy whiteies, the bell of the mall
0:43.1	and the mellow, the ball, the dude and her daddy, Lord of the looks, Farrow the fittings,
0:47.4	Sultan of the sleigh, call him Melahadid.
0:49.6	He must be a pimp because he's serving cunt, the silver fox who gives no fox,
0:53.4	the face smolders, but he ain't ashy, the buzzcut parent, the DMV MVP campaigns for his real friends
0:59.2	and real pain for his sham friends, editor and chief of interview magazine and celebrity
1:03.3	stylist Mel Otterberg. Mel, how are you?
1:05.4	Wait, also make sure I lost the pimp because I'm serving cunt.
1:09.5	You said that's right. That's right, baby.
1:12.6	I didn't want to do a matrim was Mel. You know, I might have gone over people's heads like a like a
1:16.4	madame. Oh, oh, you do. Well, you respect for the audience's second to me. Hi. Thank you.
1:25.3	Hey, great to be here guys. Hi, hi, hi, hi, hello.
1:29.1	Hey, first time long time, Mel. Thank you for joining us today.
1:31.8	Yes, you were very late. I was very late. Well, understand, well, you're very busy.
1:36.0	Yeah, I just had to say we got to give it a buck. I am late. I was 47 minutes.
1:40.5	You're on rapper time, dude. That's like how late usually that's not rapper time.
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