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I'm so excited and I just can't hide it

I'm about to lose control and I think I like it

We're back in the hen house

That's what Loretta was singing when she came into the house today

Do we look really happy today?

She has news, Hector

Can I just bring your attention to my badge, which arrived in the post for the weekend that's in it coming up, St. Patrick's Day? They're the sort of badges the FBI security wear in trench coats. There's a double flag. Double flag, Ireland and America. Lads, when you're celebrating St. Patrick's Day here,

you're so for yourself.

You're so for yourself.

Local parades with your candy floss

and your fucking sticks around.

And seeing a float with a tractor on the trailer

and a piece of bail a hay

and an Irish flag stuck to it.

I shall be dressed in a green outfit,

having lunch with world leaders, dinner and staying over in the White House. Oh my goodness. I'm now booked in to the room in the White House and I shall be staying there for a... Do you stay in the White House? Yeah. I am a full... I'm getting full B&B and half bored. I think I'm getting the dinners. The room service? Yeah. Could you imagine? Can I just get my shirt press please? Yes. You're going to the White House for Paddy's weekend. Paddy's Day celebrations. So come here. What, um, uh, I was having a serious issue with the fact that the Taoiseach was going to be at the White House and I wasn't so I had to put a stop to that

and I had to make a call and say

listen guys something's got to give

here I did you phone them or do they

say Loretta we'd love to have you? No I phone

you phone them so there's a person you phone

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