I wonder if there's anyone in the CIA who, you know how like there are people who are like,

I don't smoke, but I just like bum cigarettes.

If there are people who are like actually addicted to cocaine, but they're the only way they get to use cocaine is when they're like in a deal doing like the testing where they like cut the bag open

pulls out a fucking switch plate

I gotta do another undercover deal man

why why are you itching?

Let's see.

Okay.

Actually let me get another

let me get another pull that I think that might be

that brick's good bring me the next one.

Now you're like that side of the brick is good. Bring me the next one. Now you're like, that side of the brick is good.

I got to check to make sure it's not a drywall.

Hold on.

You might have just done the top layer.

Let me go deeper.

I don't buy cocaine.

I just test it for CIA undercover drug deals.

I don't know.

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