Make them lab.

Don't you know everyone wants the lab.

These engineers, I'm talking about the ones that actually set up and run Cortana,

Siri, Google Home, Amazon, Alexa.

They want to give these virtual personal assistants, kind of like a

personality. So if you're having a really bad day, you can actually say, hey Alexa, tell me a joke.

This way you can always count on your personal assistant to crack a funny anytime you want one.

And while most of the personal assistant jokes won't have you rolling on the floor. They may just, I don't know,

put you in a little bit of a better mood. I like to think that I have a pretty good sense of humor,

but not like the riders over at Apple, Google, Amazon, and Microsoft. This is really fascinating to me

that they have, among all the engineers in marketing and sales people and business development people,

they actually have a specific team of folks who dream up ways to make us all laugh. That's right.

We're going to hear from them, but mostly we're just going to kick back and catch the latest jokes.

Because laughter is good for you. Okay, it's cardio, it's dopamine, it's

endorphins, it's all those things that you're supposed to do for yourself. I'm Kim

Commando, and in this Commando-on-demand podcast, it's a little bit different than the others, but

not that far off. You see, I've always been fascinated by these personal assistants. I mean,

why do they do what they do and who actually programs them to do these certain things?

And when it came time to actually find the Easter eggs and all the jokes in these personal assistants,

I wanted to go straight to the source.

And that's what I love about doing these command-to-on-demand podcasts,

because we get to have

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