Hey everybody.

I just wanted to throw it out there.

For the first 30 minutes, you may notice my

microphone. I'm a little echoey and this, that, and the other not as good of quality.

That's because I realized I was using the wrong mic. And then I quickly fixed that 30 minutes in.

But we just felt that those opening 30 minutes were so much fun. we I literally was crying laughing at one point

I don't want to have to repert there's no way I could reproduce it so yeah I just hope you

don't mind that for those just first I'd say it's about the first 30 to 35 minutes and then I

switch to my professional podcasting mic thanks Thanks for your understanding and enjoy the show.

Damn, Jake.

I feel like I have a hard time starting episodes with our normal format, but this one,

especially so.

Bleep blah, bloop, I'm your red and black weird ass display that makes no sense.

Wizard, Holden McNeely. And I'm the voice of extreme 90s video game

advertiser, Jake. Step into a world that will blow you away. Get ready to have your entire brain

twisted and filled with disgusting gore and viscera. I miss it so much. I miss

when Nintendo ads had like sex in them. Isn't it like a Game Boy ad where it's like right

after sex and the guys in bed playing a Game Boy? Play it loud, play it good. It's time for Nintendo

to get you wet. Dude, I just, I should have done the, crunch the numbers.

One of my 13 when this thing drops on retail spaces and also at the same time, we collectively

as a society just decided that virtual reality was here, even though it wasn't.

I feel like this reminds me a lot of our Back to the Future episode talking about hoverboards.

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