Sutton just wrote me.

After much thought the last few days, I've decided not to attend this evening.

I want you to have a special night tonight, and after the way things went at Rachel's birthday party,

I think it's best I stay home.

Is Erica coming?

To my mom. Hello, you guys, welcome back to another episode here at everyone's business but mine with me at Kara Berry.

We're talking the penultimate episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills this season.

Thank God.

My patience with these women is worn thin.

And to be honest with you, even if it hadn't just with the length of this season,

this episode, they all would have tried it with me pretty much anyway for the most part.

So let's get into it, y'all, because I really don't want to talk about this.

So we start off with Rachel's Studio 54 themed backyard birthday party, everybody's glam glitz, 70s, vibes, all of that, right?

Rachel's dress like she usually is, but I mean that in the most complimentary way.

Kyle is taking a photo with Sutton, Natalie, and Amanda.

Derreet is alone, you know, getting little pickings of some appetizers.

And she says, I should be looking forward to seeing my friends, knowing that I'm going to

be getting a strong sense of support, but instead, I have to deal with Kyle and her army

of soldiers.

Those little three.

I'm just waiting for someone to be handing them out matching

uniforms. And it's like funny, but it's also not funny because, ma'am, you also had a uniform

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