Hello and welcome to Hysteria. I'm Erin Ryan. This week we tackle these questions. Why has the news gotten so

hacky? How can you tell when a man acting creepy about his daughter's

virginity is actually telling on himself? Just ask TI, and why should you always follow

your white bean-dip truth? Stick around to hear Alyssa Master Monaco,

Kirundi, Tian Tran, and Priaka Arabindi answer these questions and more.

This week marks the beginning of several weeks of public impeachment hearings

during which the American people will hear testimony that sounds

a lot like penthouse letters, but instead of about sex, it's about treason.

Can't wait to wake up every morning and smell that fresh hell.

But in the meantime, it's L writing week in the simulation that dictates our reality.

We have the president's son who wrote a book about how liberals are triggered about everything,

being so triggered by right-wing protesters. He had to leave a book event.

Donald Trump Jr welcome to the resistance.

Yet another scammer in the scamiest administration of all time a White House advisor

who's breaking boundaries for Jewish Nazis everywhere and Rudy

Giuliani the man at the center of the impeachment scandal wants to start a

fucking impeachment podcast Rudy as a podcaster it's harder than it sounds.

To break that down and more, I'm going to call my friend, former White House Deputy Chief of Operations

under President Obama and one of the world's leading grateful dead theologians,

alyssa Master Monaco.

Hello.

Hey, Alyssa, I have a quick question for you.

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