📈VIRAL Conspiracy Theories and The Simulation Theory MIND BLOWN!🤯

The Shane Dawson Podcast

Shane Dawson

True Crime, Tv & Film, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.9 • 8.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 July 2022

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

In this episode Shane and the crew get deep and talk about their struggles with addictions and how they recovered. They also lighten the mood by discussing their most awkward moments with parents and their funniest birthday party memories. Throw in some “Glitches in the Simulation” and an EPIC “Ryland’s Recap” and you got yourself a fun time on the couch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'm scared.
0:02.0	We're blasting off over there.
0:04.0	I'm a good.
0:05.0	Have you ever woken yourself up with the fart?
0:07.0	Ha ha ha.
0:08.0	Shane definitely has.
0:10.0	Me too.
0:11.0	I got scared and I turned around and I said,
0:13.0	Riley, because I thought somebody was like in our house.
0:16.0	Yeah.
0:17.0	The worst thing is if you have hemorrhoids and you fart really hard.
0:20.0	Oh, fuck.
0:21.0	It feels like daggers going into them.
0:24.0	Farts gonna be painful.
0:26.0	Bro, bro.
0:31.0	Wait, shut up.
0:32.0	Okay, I'm gonna postmate Ranch for later because I need some pizza.
0:35.0	Do you got shit?
0:36.0	Yeah.
0:37.0	Postmate anything else?
0:38.0	Are we eating tonight or no?
0:39.0	I ate yesterday, so I'm good.
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